Miss SG

WHY SINGAPOREAN GIRLS CAN'T WIN MISS UNIVERSE
It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists,
Miss USA , Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions:
MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with 'L'
Miss USA : Lamp
Miss Malaysia : Light bulb
Miss Singapore : LADIO
Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter 'L'
MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances;
Now, name me an animal starting with the letter 'L'
Miss USA : Lion
Miss Malaysia : Leopard
Miss Singapore : LABBIT
Judge: No, no, no!
MC: Your next chance.
The name of a famous car that starts with 'L'
Miss USA : Lexus
Miss Malaysia : Lamborgini
Miss Singapore : Lolls- Loyce
Judge: Oh my God!
MC: I am going to give you one last chance!
Name me a fruit starting with the letter 'L'
Miss USA : Lemon
Miss Malaysia : Lychee
Miss Singapore ,
with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN !! (durian)
This is not the end of the story,
the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if
Miss Singapore should really be disqualified;
and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having so many problems
With the letter 'L', they decided to give her another chance.
Judge: OK,
the final question is : Name me a human anatomy starting with the letter 'L'
Miss USA : Lung (applause)
Miss Malaysia : Liver (even more applause)
Miss Singapore : LAN CIAU !!
The Judges fainted ..