Life is a mystery.

-Stats About Celeste -

Celeste Ziyi Tan has 906 friends.
167 of them are male, 594 are female,
and 145 are confused about their gender.
Based on her Facebook profile, Celeste has a 97% chance of getting married
and is likely to have 3 children over her reproductive years.
She will make about $11,280,179 in her life
and pay $3,384,054 in taxes.
In Celeste's life, she will have spent 27 years sleeping,
and 542 hours on the toilet.
She will probably live to be about 91 years old.
816 people will attend her funeral
with 9 of them expecting some kind of inheritance.

Adapted from Facebook.