Miss SG

WHY SINGAPOREAN GIRLS CAN'T WIN MISS UNIVERSE
It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists,
Miss USA , Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions:
MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with 'L'
Miss USA : Lamp
Miss Malaysia : Light bulb
Miss Singapore : LADIO
Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter 'L'
MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances;
Now, name me an animal starting with the letter 'L'
Miss USA : Lion
Miss Malaysia : Leopard
Miss Singapore : LABBIT
Judge: No, no, no!
MC: Your next chance.
The name of a famous car that starts with 'L'
Miss USA : Lexus
Miss Malaysia : Lamborgini
Miss Singapore : Lolls- Loyce
Judge: Oh my God!
MC: I am going to give you one last chance!
Name me a fruit starting with the letter 'L'
Miss USA : Lemon
Miss Malaysia : Lychee
Miss Singapore ,
with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN !! (durian)
This is not the end of the story,
the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if
Miss Singapore should really be disqualified;
and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having so many problems
With the letter 'L', they decided to give her another chance.
Judge: OK,
the final question is : Name me a human anatomy starting with the letter 'L'
Miss USA : Lung (applause)
Miss Malaysia : Liver (even more applause)
Miss Singapore : LAN CIAU !!
The Judges fainted ..

lol

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house,
where they made passionate love all afternoon.
Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8.00 p.m.
As the man threw on his clothes,
he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt.
Mystified, she nonetheless complied.
He slipped into his shoes and drove home.
Where have you been!"
demanded his wife when he entered the house.
"Darling, I can't lie to you.
I've been having an affair with my secretary,
and we've been having sex all afternoon. I
fell asleep and didn't wake up until 8.00 p.m.
" The wife glanced down at his shoes and said,
"You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!!"

Joke[:

Wrong mail ID:

A man checked into a hotel.

There was a computer in his room, so he decidedto send an e-mail to his wife.

However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address,

and withoutrealizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile... .

Somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned from herhusband's funeral.

The widow decided to check her e-mail,

expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends.

After reading the first message, she fainted.

The widow's son rushed intothe room,

found his mother on the floor,

and saw the computerscreen which read:

To: My Loving

WifeSubject: I've reached

Date: 16 Mar 2008

I know you're surprised to hear from me.

They have computers here, and we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones.

I've just reached and have been checked in.

I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW!

Science Centre

19 June 2009

Science Centre PWNS! xD

Reached Dexus around 8.20a.m.

Went excursion with Denise, Marabelle and Millie

Jasmin, Janine, Debbie, Debra all didn't turn up, sian lo

Actually not that bad lah, at least i had much fun with Marabelle xD

My partner was Denise but she went to partner Millie

Marabelle and I became partners lor... ...

We took 1/2 hr to 45mins to view one *exhibition manxz

We totally dun have enough time to go round the whole of Science Centre

First we went to the Mathematics department and make a ''pyramid''

So cool, very beautiful; really

We played a game(IDK e name) and scored the highest of the highest!!

We're damn lucky, we managed to see the process of a CHICK HATCHING from the egg

Ate fish burger, fries and 2 cans of coke for lunch

Together with Marabelle, Millie, Denise, YiXuan, Marcus, Brandon, Clemens... ...

followed Ms (S)Lim to the Eco-Garden

At like 2.30, if i'm correct, went to play WaterWorks!!!

YAY! Celeste managed to Wack Marc many times, muahahaha

Will blog again soon enough, Bye! xD

-Celeste[KimHyunJoong][KimSangBum]#<333-

-Celeste[CLIQUE'09]#<333-

WAS HERE! xD

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Hannah Montana The Movie

3 days ago... ...

Went to IKEA with mummy

I saw a BEAUTIFUL table;

but the price was even NICER okay

On Monday, went out with Chervelle

to AMK Hub to watch Hannah Montana The Movie

It was a great movie!!

But i think the creadit goes to LUCAS TILL tt made me

so excited throughout the entire 2hours show

And i watched the movie twice

Therefore, i spent $12 on one movie; $6 each

On Tues, after training

Went to AMK Hub with my cousins again and watched the same show

Monday, i sat at seat 15D

Tuesday, i sat at seat 15E

So cool lah, moreover the same cinema leh

The Climb, Hoedown Throwndown, Butterfly Fly Away were great songs; seriously

Go listen to them if you dun believe

Miley's version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG2zyeVRcbs

Another girl's version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbBT0FCRzHo&feature=related

That girl's fanastic mann, watch the video.

This is my new hottie! xD

Oh, Ya! There is ''Hellboy'' next Monday at 7.15pm .

Watch it!

GTG,BYE!

-Celeste[KimSangBum][KimHyunJoong]#<333-

West Coast Park

WEST COAST RAWKS!!!

Went to West Coast Park with Dexus and i've became super dark

Maybe not as dark as you may expect :]

At first, we took a supeeeer long time from

Hougang to West Coast which is like 45 mins

Then Jasmin, Cheryl, Janine and Caris brought their badminton rackets but i didn't

Then i borrowed Cheryl's racket and played a round with Caris against Jas and Janine

And here comes auntie and Ms Lim... ...

I played one round with them

While i was playing badminton with Jas, the shutter~

flew to far and kept hittng Ms Lim

Then she thought tt i hated her so much... ...

We got bored and had nothing to do, so we went to climb SpiderWeb

The ''Web'' was damn low lahh, not exciting enuff.

After tt, it was lunch time! I miss Dexus food, seriously... ...

We ate Bee Hoon and i went for like 2 rounds; yummy!

Then we walked around cos nothing to do

At 1.15, we went into Macs and Ms Lim treated us I-scream!!!

After finishing the ''scream'' the 5 of us bought a medium drink each

When to the back of the park and played the ''music'' game

Obviously i won mann, i knew more songs. LOLS'!

Marcus covered himself with sand

Jas and Caris fell while chasing him... ...

After playing, when Macs again

Now I got Green Tea(s), Jasmin got 2 Milo(s), Caris got Milo(s), Cheryl got Green Tea(s)

And i'm ALONE at home now!!! :'(

You see this? Jas and i made it!!! It's looks GREAT huh?

Nigel went to throw the 'plant' there but it seems to look better!

And i forgot to remove the MACS cup, awww so ugly.

Waa. Janine, Caris, Cheryl and i were up there!!

On the Spider Web! WHOOTS! LOLS'

This HEART! Originally made by CELESTE!

I know it's like ugly... I dun have enough time to beautify it!!

This' Jasmin, she loved the pole... ...

That's ME and JANINE! xD

19. Taylor swift- Unknown

18. Jonas Brothers- Tonight

17. Akon- Step with eachother

16. Florida- Winter (Nt sure)

15. Miley Cyrus-Hoedown throwdown

14. Artist-Day and Night

13. Allen- Not fair

12. Miley Cyrus- The Climb

11. Artist-Welcome to the world

10. Coldplay- Unknown

9. Green Day- Know your enemy

8. Black Eyed Peas- Boom Boom -

7. Linkin Park- So close yet so far

6. Soldier Boy- Kiss me to the

5. Jamiefoxen & T-paint

4. 303- Don't trust me baby

3. Artist- Today was your last day

2. Justin Timberlake- Love and Sexa Magic

1. Britney Spears- If you see wad i see?

CELESTE IS *FIRERY RED!

GOSH!

Bye! Signing off!

-Celeste[KimSangBum][KimHyunJoong]#<333-

Nuh-thing

A bear, a lion and a pig meet.

Bear says: "if I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with fear.

"Lion says: "if I roar in the jungle, the entire jungle is afraid of me.

"Pig says: "big deal.... I only have to cough, and the entire planet lives in fear.

Dammit!

Dammit! I was supposed to go for Math and Science Funtasia

in school today from 7.30- 12.30.. . ...

The alarm rang at 6.20, i switched it off and went back to sleep

And i didn't wake up after tt until my house phone tt rang at 7.28,

Crystal called me mann... ....

I told her i overslept and the school also called me at 10 plus and asked why i did not turn up... ... So i changed into my PE attrie with pinafore over and went to Dexus

Denise was there alone till i went down... ...

I asked Jasmin why she was so Zi-Lian, which is worse than me okay...

Now i know why, cos the friends she mixes with

in school are also the same as her

Wherever they go, they just SNAP!

Okay. LOLS'

I'm now watching Boys Over Flowers

Kim Bum is so cute!

Hyun Joong is supeeer handsome

Kim Joon is okay... ... nothing special, just a little handsome

Min-ho is getting more handsome but

Hyun Joong and Kim Bum confirm 100% better looking than Min-ho

Koo Hye Sun is damn poorthing, thanks to Jun Pyo's mother

Haje SUCKS! He also not say very handsome wad. Eeeeeeeek!